Good night on Halloween … very busy for a change as the wildlife all came out to party. Halloween + Saturday night + end of month pay time = lots of drunken customers.
There were costumes galore with lots of ‘witches’ but one stood out from the crowd. Now, this young beauty would have struggled to fit into a large sized bell tent but she was not going to be outdone so she tried to fit into a very small sized witches costume. Can you picture a hippopotamus in a tutu? Hold that image and you have something very similar, dressed in black and wallowing through town like she had just won Miss World. I thing she was sponsored by the WWF … possibly even on the endangered species list. To make matters worse, as everybody stopped to look, she obviously thought she was ‘it’. Rolls of belly fat, (yes! even had a bare midriff), hanging where humans normally have a waist and thighs that would make a sumo wrestler blush! WTF!! Drunk as a skunk and devouring a kebab with coleslaw dripping down her front … a sight that nightmares are made of … she staggered towards the taxi rank. I can only thank the taxi god that I wasn’t at the front as I don’t think my engine could have taken the strain and anyway, I don’t have a heavy goods licence!
Aghhh! I can’t get the image out of my mind.
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