So there I am, sitting watching the wildlife when along comes a bloke from the pizza shop with his nice large pizza in a box. In front of him, walking backwards, is a youth giving him all the verbal abuse you could imagine. As they got to the taxi rank the pizza man obviously had had enough and threw his pizza at the youth and in doing so covered at least three taxis in bits and pieces of whatever crap was in the box. The next move was the perfect punch!
He hit the youth fair and square on the nose sending him straight onto his backside and told him where to go in no short terms. Looking at the size of pizza man and the size of the youth, I would have stayed on my backside but not this one. The youth got to his feet and started again with the same outcome. Another superb punch to the nose sent him over the low wall along side the rank. With blood streaming from nose and mouth, the youth would not be beaten. He struggled to his feet, launched himself over the low wall and went like a terrier for pizza man who just hit him again. This one must have worked as the youth stayed down a lot longer spitting blood, his face now deep red in the stuff.
When he eventually got to his feet, he staggered the opposite way watching pizza man and pizza man got into a taxi but as usual the whole episode was seen by the CCTV cameras and the police arrived. They stopped along side the youth then stopped the taxi and removed pizza man. As I got a fare and drove past, the youth was still pouring blood and pizza man was in handcuffs. I must admit though, never once did the youth try to hit pizza man. He just gave him verbal and got what looked like a broken nose for the effort!
Two morals here. 1) Keep your mouth shut. 2) Eat your pizza and just keep walking.
And the pizza? It kept the sea gulls happy. £12.99 to feed the gulls…what a waste!
It never ceases to amaze me just how many people can’t hold their drink and are sick in doorways. Why do they always vomit in a shop doorway? If I did it at their home or work they would think me revolting but it is obviously a case of ‘I’m all right and never mind anyone else’. They also seem to think it is compulsory to urinate in doorways. I sometimes feel like following them home and peeing on their front door! Poor old Britain. We seem to be producing total animals. One fare told me how he and his mate, on holiday in Spain, urinated in a doorway only to be stopped by two policemen. After a caution, one told them to mop it up. As they had nothing else with them it was ‘suggested’ they use their tee-shirts or be arrested. After the mopping was done the second policeman told them that they couldn’t walk about with no shirt on!! Having to wear their pee soaked tee-shirts soon made them realise they were not in good old England where peeing in the street is common place. I think we should adopt the same principles and go for zero tolerance. It’s time the British youth learned some manners and respect for others and their property.
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