Archive for the ‘Taxi Life’ Category

It’s That Time Again.
Did anyone notice that Christmas is coming again. I’d almost forgotten until the local superstore reminded me … IN OCTOBER … WTF?
Pizza Throwing Puncher
He hit the youth fair and square on the nose sending him straight onto his backside and told him where to go in no short terms.

Halloween Witches, Shame About The Costume.
WTF!! Drunk as a skunk and devouring a kebab with coleslaw dripping down her front …

Nothing Changes | The Wildlife Still Roams The Streets
Another fine sight to behold was the bloke looking for a taxi, covered in blood and dirt and seemingly in a big hurry.

Super Mind Power
Most people use just a dinky little fraction of their brain power, and they don’t use ANY of it to help them achieve success.
You have to make your brain work for you, and keep it from working against you. Once you harness the power of your own mind…BINGO!
Drunken Fool Of The Year Awards
“Where are we and where’s my friend?”
“You got in on your own and we are in Ex**er centre.”
“I don’t want to be in Ex**er, I need to go home to Wil**nd.”
Selection Of The Past Few Weeks
The last few weeks have been nothing out of the ordinary but here is a sample of the best moments of my evenings.
Who Lets Them Out By Themselves
“What? You want to charge me while you just sit there waiting …. that’s not right…. can’t you start the meter after I get my food?”
The Coming Of The Full Moon
From discussion to verbal abuse to violence in about two minutes and the usual police attendance to end their night. She went home bruised