We have what is called Ladies Night at the night clubs once a week and to attract custom the clubs only charge £1 per drink.
Sounds a bargain and it does make for good trade BUT the cheap drinks are really that….cheap drinks…. the proper hangover stuff …. still, it doesn’t seem to put off the punters as cheap booze is always a winner !
Obviously, ladies night does what it says and attracts more of the fair sex into town for a ‘girlie night’, hen party, fancy dress or theme dress and sometimes the girls are all dressed the same. Shame they don’t all look the same !!! There was a ‘Fairy night’ theme the other night and some of the girls looked really good. Long legs, short dresses, skimpy netting see through stuff that ANY bloke would appreciate ……… THEN CAME THE SUGAR PLUM ….. or should I say sugar PLUMP.
I am no skinny myself … overweight and unfit… but come on girls ……… how could you make your obese mate dress like that to fit in??? This poor girl was following behind her ‘friends’ trying to fill the theme like the rest but looking like ‘fairy-no-mates’. The costume was fine ….. it was everything else that was wrong.
Fairies just do not come in that size.
Ladies …… when you think up a theme, think of what everyone will look like and not just how good you will look. The others are supposed to be your friends and are not there to make you look better. Think of a theme that everyone can wear …. even if it’s bell tents.
Then there are the girls that like the fashion! Very short skirt, skimpy top and bare midriff. Sounds great when seen on a leggy slim blonde but what if you are rather large??
The most repulsive, off putting sight is a large obese girl with a great roll of blubber overhanging her skirt top and legs that have no gap from the knees up even when they walk. Do they honestly think they look good?? Don’t their friends or parents tell them how hideous they look? DO THEY HAVE NO SELF RESPECT??? You can be overweight but dress accordingly. You are not sexy with a bare midriff when your belly fat rolls over like an overgrown bum bag full of spanners, your thighs look like something an overweight elephant would be ashamed of and your skimpy top looks like two sailors in the same hammock. Don’t you have a mirror at home ??? I’m sorry girls but you can’t do fashion ….. dress to your size and look normal!!!
When you go to the club and always leave on your own when your mates have ‘pulled’ … doesn’t that give you a clue??
OK … so I’m a cruel bast**d ……. but I’m only saying what everyone else is thinking.
Back to ladies night. As you can guess …. more ladies mean more blokes and cheap booze and blokes go hand in hand.
Tell me boys ……. what makes you think you are more attractive to the ladies when you are well and truly pis**d. Do you really believe that staggering, slurring, swearing, farting, eating like a pig, dishevelled and food stained, urinating in public and vomiting are the attributes the opposite sex are looking for in a mate to breed with.
If this is the gene pool that the human race is going to multiply from, I think it is time to pull out the plug and drain the pool. It is better to go extinct now while we are on a high!
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