As the title says … nothing changes. They’re still out there and still acting the fool. These are the latest plonkers I’ve seen.
After a day of rain the gardens beside the rank were soggy and muddy but that didn’t seem to matter to two extremely drunken girls. Rather than walk along the footpath to the kebab shop, their befuddled minds spied a short cut through the gardens but didn’t seem to notice the large pond-like puddle in the middle. Not to be outdone when they reached this minor obstacle, they proceeded to try to tip-toe through. Walking was a problem to start with so tip-toeing was going to be a ‘no-no’. Yep! You got it. Base over apex went one who pulled her friend down with her into the nice cold, dirty, muddy water. Laugh!! I nearly wet myself at the sight of these two screaming and cursing. The kebab was forgotten as they tried to get a taxi but were refused by everyone due to the saturated, dirty, dripping mess they were both in. Mind you, they didn’t help themselves by rolling in the puddle for 3 or 4 minutes trying to stand up but by pulling on each other just kept falling in.
Oh! These cabaret’s just get better and better.
Sorry, not these two girls. Just thought they looked better!
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Another fine sight to behold was the bloke looking for a taxi, covered in blood and dirt and seemingly in a big hurry. The hurry was explained by the arrival of the police who took him for a ride in their own pretty coloured taxi. Don’t know who or what he had been fighting but he was instantly arrested …. just another ‘normal’ night!
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Four of our Welsh neighbours appear.
“How much to S***y Bay?”
“£8 to the gate … £9 to reception”
“To the gate will do … definitely £8?”
“Yes …£8″
All the way there I had to confirm the £8.
“All the others said £9 … the robbing bas*ards”
Moan, moan all the way about the £1 difference then when we get there they give me a £10 note and say “Keep the change”…..what is that all about?? Am I missing something??
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