Did anyone notice that Christmas is coming again. I'd almost forgotten until the local superstore reminded me ... IN OCTOBER ... WTF?...
He hit the youth fair and square on the nose sending him straight onto his backside and told him where to go in no short...
WTF!! Drunk as a skunk and devouring a kebab with coleslaw dripping down her front ......
Another fine sight to behold was the bloke looking for a taxi, covered in blood and dirt and seemingly in a big...
Most people use just a dinky little fraction of their brain power, and they don't use ANY of it to help them achieve success. You have to make your brain work for you, and keep it from working against you. Once you harness the power of your own mind...BINGO!...
"Where are we and where's my friend?" "You got in on your own and we are in Ex**er centre." "I don't want to be in Ex**er, I need to go home to...
The last few weeks have been nothing out of the ordinary but here is a sample of the best moments of my...
"What? You want to charge me while you just sit there waiting .... that's not right.... can't you start the meter after I get my...
From discussion to verbal abuse to violence in about two minutes and the usual police attendance to end their night. She went home bruised...
Been away for a while and doing things other than just taxiing. I have been working on my other websites, gardening, taking time out and even building a new garden shed/workshop. That was a job and a half! I chose a Yardmaster Metal shed (10 x 13) and decided to erect it by myself. The...
Been away for a while and doing things other than just taxiing. I have been working on my other websites, gardening, taking time out and even building a new garden shed/workshop. That was a job and a half! I chose a Yardmaster Metal shed (10 x 13) and decided to erect it by myself. The...
Just thought I’d upload this as I found it amazing. Nothing more to say as this says it all by itself!! Share and...
I'm into Affiliate Marketing at the moment with a fair smattering of Public Domain...
One girl last night, quite a looker, flat on her back on the wet grass, oblivious to the world and incapable of movement, wearing less than you would to go to bed in the...
There was only one arrest I saw on Christmas Eve ....... hope he wasn't expected home to be...
Other amusing comments are : 'Always get a diesel cab as they are cheaper' 'Always get a taxi with a sign on as they are the cheapest' 'Always get an older driver as they feel sorry for you if it is expensive' 'Always get a taxi from the back of the rank as he will charge less as he...
Well it turned out he got stroppy in the club with another bloke and threw his crutches on the floor and invited the bloke to “Come on...lets see what you've...
Have you ever watched a drunken Vampire and his none to sober Zombie friend try to vault a full sized pillar box? No? Well you should if you get the chance as it is a wondrous act of stupidity that only the living dead would try....
Lots of 'happy' people having a good time but not one dickhead in sight...
