(tap, tap, tap) "This new technology is playing...
What can I say. Everyone is being affected by the cut-backs and taxi drivers are getting hit quite hard. Takings are down, down, down and there doesn’t seem to be any light at the end of the tunnel. The night-clubbers are not as plentiful as they used to be and more and more are drinking...
They might be good at fighting the Taliban but they are absolute shit at trying to get away without paying at their own front...
It is sad that we now have to ask for the fare up front for anything over £10. The few ruin it for the many...
Did anyone notice that Christmas is coming again. I'd almost forgotten until the local superstore reminded me ... IN OCTOBER ... WTF?...
He hit the youth fair and square on the nose sending him straight onto his backside and told him where to go in no short...
WTF!! Drunk as a skunk and devouring a kebab with coleslaw dripping down her front ......
Another fine sight to behold was the bloke looking for a taxi, covered in blood and dirt and seemingly in a big...
Most people use just a dinky little fraction of their brain power, and they don't use ANY of it to help them achieve success. You have to make your brain work for you, and keep it from working against you. Once you harness the power of your own mind...BINGO!...
"Where are we and where's my friend?" "You got in on your own and we are in Ex**er centre." "I don't want to be in Ex**er, I need to go home to...
Have you ever watched a drunken Vampire and his none to sober Zombie friend try to vault a full sized pillar box? No? Well you should if you get the chance as it is a wondrous act of stupidity that only the living dead would try....
Lots of 'happy' people having a good time but not one dickhead in sight...
Looking forward to the holiday but not to the travelling ..... it takes forever!! Am I going to miss the taxi? Don't be bloody...
With one fluid movement she swung her large handbag and caught him across the side of the head...
We have what is called Ladies Night at the night clubs once a week and to attract custom the clubs only charge £1 per...
