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What can I say. Everyone is being affected by the cut-backs and taxi drivers are getting hit quite hard. Takings are down, down, down and there doesn’t seem to be any light at the end of the tunnel. The night-clubbers are not as plentiful as they used to be and more and more are drinking...
They might be good at fighting the Taliban but they are absolute shit at trying to get away without paying at their own front...
It is sad that we now have to ask for the fare up front for anything over £10. The few ruin it for the many...

Did anyone notice that Christmas is coming again. I'd almost forgotten until the local superstore reminded me ... IN OCTOBER ... WTF?...
He hit the youth fair and square on the nose sending him straight onto his backside and told him where to go in no short...

WTF!! Drunk as a skunk and devouring a kebab with coleslaw dripping down her front ......

Another fine sight to behold was the bloke looking for a taxi, covered in blood and dirt and seemingly in a big...

Most people use just a dinky little fraction of their brain power, and they don't use ANY of it to help them achieve success. You have to make your brain work for you, and keep it from working against you. Once you harness the power of your own mind...BINGO!...
"Where are we and where's my friend?" "You got in on your own and we are in Ex**er centre." "I don't want to be in Ex**er, I need to go home to...
It looked like a quiet night to begin with but someone must have turned over a rock somewhere...
Every 6 to 8 weeks we get one of those nights. You know the type I mean? Those nights when there seems to be nothing but drunken 20 to 25 year olds with extremely loud mouths and a strange sense of humour that only another drunk person can understand and find...
The antics seen from the taxi rank are almost never ending. On Thursday nights we get quite a few of Her Majesties faithful, the best of the best, the one and only Royal...
As a taxi driver don't you just love them? They just do not understand the simple word “NO”. Last night I had the inevitable drunken night clubber wanting to go home at 03.00 but he had spent most of his money and needed a cheap ride. “I've only got £5 left, will that get me...
This natural thing of selecting a mate can prove to be the hardest thing of all if the mate is not 'reading from the same page'. What seemed to be the perfect partner doesn't always see you the same way and getting them back is not an easy thing to do BUT it is made...