Posts Tagged ‘Drunks’
Drunken Fool Of The Year Awards
“Where are we and where’s my friend?”
“You got in on your own and we are in Ex**er centre.”
“I don’t want to be in Ex**er, I need to go home to Wil**nd.”
Crutches? Who needs crutches?
Well it turned out he got stroppy in the club with another bloke and threw his crutches on the floor and invited the bloke to “Come on…lets see what you’ve got”
Taxi Drivers and the Persistent Drunk
As a taxi driver don’t you just love them? They just do not understand the simple word “NO”. Last night I had the inevitable drunken night clubber wanting to go home at 03.00 but he had spent most of his money and needed a cheap ride.
“I’ve only got £5 left, will that get me to (insert place)?”
“No, that will only get you half way.”
