Posts Tagged ‘speak english’

Taxi Drivers and the Persistent Drunk
As a taxi driver don’t you just love them? They just do not understand the simple word “NO”. Last night I had the inevitable drunken night clubber wanting to go home at 03.00 but he had spent most of his money and needed a cheap ride.
“I’ve only got £5 left, will that get me to (insert place)?”
“No, that will only get you half way.”


