Same Old Sh*t

It is sad that we now have to ask for the fare up front for anything over £10. The few ruin it for the many

Pizza Throwing Puncher

He hit the youth fair and square on the nose sending him straight onto his backside and told him where to go in no short terms.

“What? You want to charge me while you just sit there waiting …. that’s not right…. can’t you start the meter after I get my food?”