Posts Tagged ‘taxi service’
It’s That Time Again.
Did anyone notice that Christmas is coming again. I’d almost forgotten until the local superstore reminded me … IN OCTOBER … WTF?
Pizza Throwing Puncher
He hit the youth fair and square on the nose sending him straight onto his backside and told him where to go in no short terms.
Halloween Witches, Shame About The Costume.
WTF!! Drunk as a skunk and devouring a kebab with coleslaw dripping down her front …
Drunken Fool Of The Year Awards
“Where are we and where’s my friend?”
“You got in on your own and we are in Ex**er centre.”
“I don’t want to be in Ex**er, I need to go home to Wil**nd.”
Selection Of The Past Few Weeks
The last few weeks have been nothing out of the ordinary but here is a sample of the best moments of my evenings.
The Coming Of The Full Moon
From discussion to verbal abuse to violence in about two minutes and the usual police attendance to end their night. She went home bruised
Christmas is Coming
Other amusing comments are :
‘Always get a diesel cab as they are cheaper’
‘Always get a taxi with a sign on as they are the cheapest’
‘Always get an older driver as they feel sorry for you if it is expensive’
‘Always get a taxi from the back of the rank as he will charge less as he won’t have to wait as long’
Crutches? Who needs crutches?
Well it turned out he got stroppy in the club with another bloke and threw his crutches on the floor and invited the bloke to “Come on…lets see what you’ve got”
Vampires, Zombies and Friends
Have you ever watched a drunken Vampire and his none to sober Zombie friend try to vault a full sized pillar box? No? Well you should if you get the chance as it is a wondrous act of stupidity that only the living dead would try.
