Posts Tagged ‘taxi’
Crutches? Who needs crutches?
Well it turned out he got stroppy in the club with another bloke and threw his crutches on the floor and invited the bloke to “Come on…lets see what you’ve got”
Vampires, Zombies and Friends
Have you ever watched a drunken Vampire and his none to sober Zombie friend try to vault a full sized pillar box? No? Well you should if you get the chance as it is a wondrous act of stupidity that only the living dead would try.
Missing You Already ……. NOT!!
Looking forward to the holiday but not to the travelling ….. it takes forever!! Am I going to miss the taxi? Don’t be bloody stupid!!
The Handbag Swipe !!
With one fluid movement she swung her large handbag and caught him across the side of the head
‘Student Night’ or ‘Let’s just get pis*ed’
It looked like a quiet night to begin with but someone must have turned over a rock somewhere
