Posts Tagged ‘taxicab’
The Handbag Swipe !!
With one fluid movement she swung her large handbag and caught him across the side of the head
One of Those Nights
Every 6 to 8 weeks we get one of those nights. You know the type I mean? Those nights when there seems to be nothing but drunken 20 to 25 year olds with extremely loud mouths and a strange sense of humour that only another drunk person can understand and find funny.
The Commando Assault on the Flower Baskets !!
The antics seen from the taxi rank are almost never ending. On Thursday nights we get quite a few of Her Majesties faithful, the best of the best, the one and only Royal Marines.
Taxi Drivers and the Persistent Drunk
As a taxi driver don’t you just love them? They just do not understand the simple word “NO”. Last night I had the inevitable drunken night clubber wanting to go home at 03.00 but he had spent most of his money and needed a cheap ride.
“I’ve only got £5 left, will that get me to (insert place)?”
“No, that will only get you half way.”
Taxi Driver Abuse
Picture this….you have just been out clubbing with your friends and have blown at least £50 on alcohol and another £10 on the compulsory kebab and cheesy chips(or pizza) and now, having had a great time, you want to go home. ….the ritual now begins!
