Posts Tagged ‘taxis’
Same Old Sh*t
It is sad that we now have to ask for the fare up front for anything over £10. The few ruin it for the many
Halloween Witches, Shame About The Costume.
WTF!! Drunk as a skunk and devouring a kebab with coleslaw dripping down her front …
Drunken Fool Of The Year Awards
“Where are we and where’s my friend?”
“You got in on your own and we are in Ex**er centre.”
“I don’t want to be in Ex**er, I need to go home to Wil**nd.”
Christmas is Coming
Other amusing comments are :
‘Always get a diesel cab as they are cheaper’
‘Always get a taxi with a sign on as they are the cheapest’
‘Always get an older driver as they feel sorry for you if it is expensive’
‘Always get a taxi from the back of the rank as he will charge less as he won’t have to wait as long’
Crutches? Who needs crutches?
Well it turned out he got stroppy in the club with another bloke and threw his crutches on the floor and invited the bloke to “Come on…lets see what you’ve got”
